I’M DOING IT
2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:
Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.
It seems Frodo has the same opinion as I do about the Desolation of Smaug movie
#omg#imagine frodo going to see the hobbit with the rest of the fellowship though it’d be hilarious#frodo is sending sms continuously to bilbo ‘did that really happen uncle bilbo’#bilbo is like ‘yes; no ; yes; no; probably artistic license; yes#HE DID WHAT TO THE WHAT no that most certainly did NOT happen’#gimli getting teary eyed over seeing his kin and being super enthusiastic and loud during the battle scenes#legolas just cringing the entire time through#’I can’t believe I said that’#’I never said that’#’oh god that armor was so unflattering’#’I WOULD NEVER ACT LIKE THAT OVER A BIT OF BLOOD’#’oh my god did dad really think I was crushing on tauriel I hope they made that part up’#(what they DIDNT make up is the part where he calls gimli a goblin mutant)#(that gets really awkward at the theatre)#merry and pippin are having the time of their live because they’re just really enjoying the movie#sauron downloaded the movie via torrent and is sitting in a cozy pit of lava watching the movie on his ipad and screencapping his ring and watching his own scene over and over again#and making fun of smaug by imitating his voice during his scenes#’I am fire I am death I am a whiny little asshole deserter dragonbaby who couldnt outfly glaurung#and that sucker didnt even have wings
Captain America: the Winter Soldier - The Falcon [x]
#SAM WAS SO GREAT LET ME LIST SOME OF THE WAYS #fearlessly chatting with captain america; treating steve like a human being #recognizing something in steve that speaks to having a hard time adjusting to his situation #and bringing it up in a way that doesn’t put steve on the defensive or make it sound like something not perfectly normal #inviting him to a ptsd meeting without making it seem like he thinks steve needs therapy #or that therapy is something to be ashamed about needing #just so casual and so fucking cool #Sam will be your legs before you realize you can’t stand anymore #and he’ll never ever make that about him (via queenklu)
Actual infomercial actor Hugh Dancy
People who support their friends and want them to be happy even it means they get ‘friendzoned’
And people who burn down all of Paris
Don’t be a Frollo, you guys
"Do you have a 20 on the shooter?"
—“Tell ‘em I’m in pursuit.” [x]
we’re up all night to read fanfics
#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY
I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.
I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.
And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.
You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you
I was not prepared for the shiny ass silk!
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.